A Friend Group.
Each press flips the A to the next word: Apple, Android, Amazing, then back to A.An extremely exclusive society of people who already know each other.
- Membership
- Closed
- Vibes
- Open
Applications are reviewed promptly and rejected just as promptly.
Persuasion check: natural 1.
Posting to the spreadsheet
Our official system of record. If it isn't posted to the spreadsheet, it didn't happen.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Game | Score | Notes | |
| 2 | Daily word game | 3/6 | “Wasn't even trying” |
| 3 | D&D: spell prep | Darkness ×2 | I'm going to use darkness and then make darkness. |
| 4 | Daily word game | 6/6 | “The app is broken” |
| 5 | Group trivia | Last | Appeal pending |
| 6 | D&D: rules Q&A | Pending | Can you make darkness? |
| 7 | Golf | #REF! | We don't talk about golf |
| 8 | Smart home | 1 door | Gentron 3000, open the door. |
| 9 | Game night | Nat 1 | “The dice are cursed” |
| 10 | Group project | 0/2 | Double fail. |
| 11 | Excuse-off | Unbeatable | You don't know my bad. |
| 12 | Attendance | Excused | I had no reason to go because the meeting was canceled. |
| 13 | Wardrobe check | 1 bottom max | Oh, I can't use two bottoms. |
| 14 | Museum night | Banned | I stabbed the painting. |
| 15 | Dinner order | McIntyre nuggets | Undisputed |
| 16 | Your score here (members only, see above)Post to the spreadsheet (opens in a new tab) | ||
Archived copy
fx =IF(ISBLANK(screenshot), "didn't happen", "brag")
The Rules
- Don't talk about A Friend Group.
- Fine, talk about it. It's just a group of friends.
- All scores go in the spreadsheet. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones.
- Screenshots or it didn't happen.
- Leaving the group chat requires two weeks' notice and a formal apology.
- New members are admitted never, or whenever we feel like it. Whichever comes first.
Frequently Avoided Questions
Is this a cult?
No. Cults have better attendance.
Is this a startup?
We have a spreadsheet and no revenue, so technically yes.
How do I join?
Go back in time and meet us earlier.